Tears of Opposing Counsel Candle

Light this when your motion gets granted, your objection is sustained, or your email just obliterated someone’s entire argument. The "Tears of Opposing Counsel" candle fills the room with the soothing aroma of professional dominance — subtle notes of pettiness, citrusy smugness, and a hint of courtroom superiority.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from natural soy wax without harmful additives.
- Reusable glass vessel perfect for decor after the candle burns out.
- Available in various unique scents, from oceanic to festive and cozy aromas.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards, ensuring a safe burning experience.
- Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials.

Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.